woman's crumpet
1(the) thinking woman's crumpet — the thinking man s/woman s crumpet British, humorous a man or woman who is popular with the opposite sex because they are both intelligent and sexually attractive. Paxman has apparently grown weary of being labelled the thinking woman s crumpet …
2crumpet — crump et (kr[u^]mp [e^]t), n. [Prob. from W. crempog, crammwgth, a pancake or fritter.] 1. A kind of large, thin, unsweetened muffin or cake, light and spongy, and cooked on a griddle or spider, or sometimes toasted. [1913 Webster] 2. a sexually… …
3crumpet — 1690s, perhaps from crompid cake wafer, lit. curled up cake (1382; Wyclif s rendering of Heb. raqiq in Ex. 29:23), from crompid, pp. of crumpen curl up. Alternative etymology is from Celtic (Cf. Breton krampoez thin, flat cake ). Slang meaning… …
4Crumpet — For the Macy s elf played by David Sedaris, see SantaLand Diaries. For the sport, see field crumpets. A buttered crumpet A crumpet /ˈkrʌmpɨt/ ( …
5Crumpet — 1. woman considered as a sexual object: a nice bit of crumpet ; 2. (of a male) sexual intercourse with a woman: Had any crumpet lately? ; 3. head: soft in the crumpet …
6crumpet — Australian Slang 1. woman considered as a sexual object: a nice bit of crumpet ; 2. (of a male) sexual intercourse with a woman: Had any crumpet lately? ; 3. head: soft in the crumpet …
7crumpet — n British a woman, or women viewed collectively as sex objects. Crumpet or a bit of crumpet date from the last decade of the 19th century and conform to a much older pattern of likening women to cakes (e.g. tart), delicacies (e.g. crackling), etc …
8crumpet — Sexually attractive woman or women. Female sexual attractiveness in general. ♣ A nice bit of crumpet. An attractive woman …
9crumpet — /krum pit/, n. Chiefly Brit. 1. a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted. 2. Brit. Slang. a sexually attractive woman. [1350 1400; short for crumpetcake curled cake, equiv. to ME… …
10crumpet — crum·pet || krÊŒmpɪt n. small round muffin like bread; good looking woman (British Slang) …
