why don't you snitch the salt from one of the other tables
1snitch — [snitf] 1. n. an informer. □ Who needs a snitch? If he can’t keep his mouth shut, he can beat it. □ The snitch went and told the teacher. 2. in. to inform (on omeone). (Often with on.) □ The cops were waiting for us. Who snitched? …