haemorrhoids
101Chalfonts — British haemorrhoids Rhyming slang for piles, from the town Chalfont St Giles. See also Farmer Giles …
102Emmas — British haemorrhoids Possibly only a shortened form but also heard as Emma Freuds, from a British public figure …
103unmentionables — 1. obsolete trousers or undergarments 19th century prudery forbade the mention of anything to do with legs: She had vowed never to change her unmentionables until her husband, Archduke Albert, took the city of Ostend by siege. (Jennings …
104haemorrhoid — [ hɛmərɔɪd] (US hemorrhoid) noun (usu. haemorrhoids) a swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus (collectively called piles). Derivatives haemorrhoidal adjective Origin ME: via OFr. and L. from Gk haimorrhoides (phlebes) bleeding… …
105be no laughing matter — if a subject is no laughing matter, it is serious and not something that people should make jokes about. Haemorrhoids are all very funny when other people have them, but if you get them yourself, it s no laughing matter …
106hemorrhoids — noun (plural) the American spelling of haemorrhoids …
107pile — 1 noun 1 LARGE AMOUNT/MASS (C) a) a tidy collection of several things of the same kind placed on top of each other; stack 1 (1): We put the newspapers in piles on the floor. | The record I want is at the bottom of the pile. (+ of): a pile of… …
108chalfonts — Noun. Haemorrhoids. Rhyming slang. From Chalfont St Giles, a town in Buckinghamshire, rhyming with piles …
109emmas — Noun. Haemorrhoids. From the rhyming slang on Emma Freud, broadcaster, writer, and daughter of Sir Clement Freud …
110farmer giles /farmers — Noun. Haemorrhoids. Rhyming slang on piles. E.g. Doctor, have you any soothing ointment for my farmers. Orig. Aust …