KIPPER
101Newcastle kipper — 1) fat herring, split down the back from head to tail, lightly brined and cold smoked. They may be artificially coloured. Marketed chilled, frozen or canned (sometimes packed in edible oil in Germany) 2) ground meat made into kipper paste …
102not give a kipper's dick — Vrb phrs. To not be bothered, an expression of indifference. E.g. I couldn t give a kipper s dick who you marry, as long as I get an invite to the wedding. Orig W. Midlands use? …
103better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper — a situation that could be considerably worse and hence one should be grateful …
104boneless kipper — herring that have been headed, boned, brined, cold smoked and split down the belly after cutting away a thin strip of belly skin. May be sold fresh, frozen or canned …
105better than a slap in the face with a wet kipper / fish — Phrs. Expresses that a situation could be considerably worse, hence one should be grateful …
106done up like a kipper — Phrs. 1. Caught in the act, caught red handed. 2. Put in a position of no hope …
107giddy kipper — Noun. An overexcitable person …
108kippered herring — kipper (1) …
109brother n — kipper n …
110keeper n — kipper n …